For those seeking to unburden themselves, here's a helpful list of restaurants who'll be open, willing and able to lighten your load on Turkey Day.
It might be hard to believe, but it's almost already Thanksgiving. I know!
Anyway, that means you or a cruelly underappreciated loved one has a long and bumpy road ahead crammed withfrantic shopping, bootcamp-type cooking, and dirty and brutal cleaning up.
And all of that only so "family and friends" can later whisper amongst themselves that the turkey this year was a little dry, the gravy a bit lumpy, one of the 15 pies a tad burnt. Well, I'm here to tell you it just doesn't have to be that way.
For those seeking to unburden themselves, here's a helpful list of food professionals who'll be open, willing and able tolighten your load on Turkey Day.
McCormick & Schmick
These upscale seafood specialists are cooking up a big traditional turkey dinner complete with cheffy touches but also that old convenience favorite - Ocean Spray cranberry sauce. Determined Black Friday shoppers will also be glad to find themselves smack dab in the middle of a giant mall.
3965 New Bond St., Easton
This spread from one of our top local-sourcing restaurants looks absolutely scrumptious ("Turchucken" with foie gras dressing!). Plus, those prone to eating themselves into a holiday tryptophan stupor canopt to sleep it off upstairs in one of the hotel's luxurious rooms.
$40 ($20 ages 5-12; under 5 free)
11:30 a.m. to 5 p.m.
50 N. Third St., Downtown
Good-timing Thanksgiving orphans might unite at one - or all! - of the Betty's Family of Restaurants. Those popular and fun food emporiums will be serving up their famous cocktails, cool tunes, plus maybe a Turkey Day special or two - like Dirty Frank's brilliantly named "Franksgiving Dog," appropriatelypiled high with mashed potatoes, stuffing, cranberry sauce and gravy.
Betty's Fine Food & Spirits (5 p.m.-12 a.m.)
680 N. High St., Short North
Dirty Frank's Hot Dog Palace (5 p.m.-12 a.m.)
248 S. Fourth St., Downtown
Surly Girl Saloon (6 p.m.-12 a.m.)
1126 N. High St., Short North
Tip Top Kitchen and Cocktails (5 p.m.-12 a.m.)
73 E. Gay St., Downtown
The lovely Lindey's has a two-pronged approach to its Thanksgiving feast: a seasonally focused, of-the-moment menu (featuring entrees like pumpkin-sage gnocchi and maple-brined roasted turkey); or an opulent old-school buffet, which will up the ante ofcarved turkey, mashed potatoes and green bean casserole,withlobster bisque, Caesar salad, citrus dill salmon plus eight different desserts.
Buffet: $35 ($15 for those 12 and younger)
169 E. Beck St., German Village
The Irish don't recognize our American Thanksgiving, but they know a party when they see one. Accordingly, the Columbus Claddaghs will be abetting ourcelebrationwith turkey dinners ($11, including all expected sides) along withan abundance of traditional Irish sides - i.e. whiskey and Guinness.
585 S. Front St., Brewery District
8745 Sancus Blvd., Polaris
Maybe Grandpa's tired of turkey, Aunt Mummer has gone strictly gluten-free and/or Cousin Calliope is off the carbs. In any event, if the holy trinity of turkey, stuffing and mashed potatoes alone won'tprovide the proper Thanksgiving blessing for your family this year, check out China Dynasty's special buffet. From Mandarin Mixed Vegetables to Cantonese Roasted Duck, from Singapore Rice Noodle to Hunan Beef, all the Sino-classics are covered. (P.S. There's even a roasted turkey carving station for traditionalists.)
$24 ($11 ages 6-12, 5 and younger are free)
1689 W. Lane Ave., Upper Arlington
Ray Ray's Hog Pit
Wanna stay in the comfort of your own home but leave the main cooking duties and kitchen demolition to the experts? Then smokin' Ray Ray's your man. He'll be wowing your gathering with entrees likenatural, organic smoked turkey,pure grassfed beef brisket and low and slow cooked pork shoulder.
Search Facebook for "Ray Ray's Hog Pit" or e-mail email@example.com to order.
94th Aero Squadron
World War II buffs and food aficionados alikewillbe sated at 94th Aero Squadron's Grande Thanksgiving Buffet, which includes all the mandatory holiday trimmings in addition to the Squadron's famous battery of delectable selections. Plus, if after having your fill of these holiday vittles, you realize you've also had enough of your bickering family, the 94th's convenient proximity to the airport makes a getaway to someplacefriendlier as easy as pumpkin pie.
$25 ($13 ages 5-12; under 5 free)
5030 Sawyer Rd.,