I'm thinking Olentangy school board member Adam White and Liberty Township Trustee Melanie Leneghan should form their own planet to rule. They could call it Notaxistan.

To the Editor:

I'm thinking Olentangy school board member Adam White and Liberty Township Trustee Melanie Leneghan should form their own planet to rule. They could call it Notaxistan.

White could hire all the bodyguards he needs to protect him from marauding, bespectacled 60-year-old school superintendents.

And Leneghan could start her very own all-volunteer fire department. The fire department motto written down the length of the garden hose would be "e campdus wedgewoodus screwdus," which roughly translates to, "Face it, if your house isn't in Wedgewood or Campden Lakes, it probably isn't worth saving anyway."

Kim Fowler